Sunday, November 28, 2010

Open Letter to Time

An Open Letter to Time (as in the abstract concept of time, and how it applies to daily living, not the magazine about which I could care less)

I understand that you keep plugging along, relentlessly, and that my plea will go unheeded. I know that you have no soul, no feelings, and are therefore incapable of empathy.

But, nevertheless, I beg you to chill out and just pause. I need to breathe, and sleep, and just be still. For a couple of days, not minutes. Please.

The mere fact that this is what's on my mind should tell you something...

(I know that this is a lame letter. I'm too damn tired to think of anything clever. Poo.)

Hugs and kisses, V

Friday, November 19, 2010

Family Time

You can check out my little family and fun stuff over at The Hamstock Family blog. Serious cuteness.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

As If We Needed More Proof that Mel Gibson Is a Creepy Guy

There is so much wrong with this man I don't even know where to begin. Sexist, violent, racist, creepy nut-job megalomaniac. And that is being kind.

As with so much of the recent right-wing insanity that has been running wild, roots in the bizarre and twisted world of the nineteenth century are being exposed.

http://www.slate.com/id/2275306/

For goodness' sake, let whoever reads this affidavit say,"that is, sir, quite an admission of guilt!" If he gets off on the basis of this claim, I'm moving to Australia.

(Oh wait, so might he! Crap.)


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Sunday, November 7, 2010

Open Letter Weekend

Open Letter to Certain People with "Choose Life" License Plates

Dear Certain People with Choose Life License Plates,

OK, I have some serious beef with a few of you.

First, if you have the "IM4IT" free plate on the front of your car, but can't be bothered to shell out the money for the actual plate on the back of your car, you kind of suck. The whole point is supporting adoption programs that receive the funds, right? So freeloading off the pseudo-official look of the free plate while not giving to that very cause is just lame.

Second, if you have a Choose Life license plate, and are driving around smoking cigarettes -- well, really? Come on.

Third, and most abhorrent, if you are driving around with a Choose Life plate, smoking cigarettes with CHILDREN in the car with you, you really just are beyond reason and I'm about to call DCF on you. Yes you, blue sedan with the baby and the windows up, I'm talking to you.

I'm not trying to butt into your life (even though given your position on choice it seems you have no problem with people butting into others' lives) but smoking in a closed car with your kid in the car is abhorrent. All that said, I really am NOT calling DCF, and really am staying out of your business, so stay out of mine, K?

Peace, V

Monday, November 1, 2010

Seriously

Does anyone read this blog? Just wondering. I like it, but one never knows...


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